“Just as planned.”
-Inscription on the front gates of the mausoleum of Dread Emperor Traitorous
The locals called them ‘Mavian prayers’.
Centuries ago, before these were lands of princes and plots, what was now called Iserre had been the cradle of a war between the Arlesite regales of the south and the proud Alamans chieftains of the heartlands. The few respectable books written on the subject in that era – penned by Atalante or Stygian scholars, when not by Ashuran officials – agreed that the Arlesites had been on the winning side more often than not. The current lay of Iserre itself spoke to those victories: though many of its people spoke Chantant, it was Tolesian that was the most common tongue and Arlesite customs that were most kept to. The land has been won by the aggressive southerners leading warbands out of their stone keeps, Alamans tribesmen slowly forced out of their ancestral holdings by a thousand lost skirmishes. Those old tribes must have had a hundred names, but as a tapestry of tightly-knit kin and cultures they’d been colloquially known as the Mavii. And though eventually forced into flight further north, these Mavii had left behind the marks of what had once been a powerful and wealthy confederacy. The so-called ‘Mavian prayers’ were more common sight in northern Iserre, it was true, but even in the rest it was not uncommon to see long rows of grey raised stones sketching out some symbol or meaning now long lost.
Iserrans now insisted those stones had been raised as prayers to the Gods Above, each representing a passage from the Book of All Things, but the Wasteland books I’d read on the subject of Procer had expressed a great deal of skepticism on the subject. For one, the Alamans had not kept to the House of Light as it was now known. Every tribe had elected priests and kept faith to the Hallowed, as in those days they’d called the Heavens, but personal worship of great spirits and angels nominally beholding to them had been just as prominent. Some of these spirits, I now suspected, had not been lesser gods or remnants of wilder ages but instead wandering lords and ladies of Arcadia. The suspicion had grown from the shapes I glimpsed of these raised stones, how they had been pleasing to my eye in some ineffable manner even now that I’d broken ties to Winter. It had been good as confirmed, however, when I’d found this particular ‘prayer’. It was a barrow, or a tumulus as those were called in Procer, though one larger than any I’d ever heard of in Callow and crowned by a strange pattern of great stones. Three concentric rings, the stones of them interlocking to give the illusion of a full and complete circle when one stood at the foot of the barrow.
Standing at the centre of it, I’d felt a whisper of the sensation that had once filled me when shaping gates into Arcadia with the strength of Winter. This had been a thinning of boundary once, I thought, a place enshrined in some eldritch manner. Whatever power had coursed through these grounds vital and vivid in olden days had long died out, but it had left behind a taste of itself. Like a desiccated ancient riverbed, I decided. I could have run my fingers along the traces of the old currents carved into what was now stone and dry sand, charted their shapes and guessed at the intents, but there would be no bringing back the old waters. The world had moved on, the stars were no longer aligned. Whatever patron the Mavii had once bargained with had abandoned the game for fresher ones. Still, there was something about the place that appealed to me. It would serve for what I intended.
“There,” I said, idly pointing with my staff. “Gently.”
The four legionaries awkwardly moved to the side. All were orcs and warrior-fit, so the large table they were moving might as well have been a sack of feathers, but amusingly enough they were having to be careful of not wrecking the table instead of labouring under the weight of it. They set it down in the snow with a muted crunch and I met their salutes with a nod before they retreated to the bottom of the barrow. Where more work would await them, for it was a veritable procession that was setting up my headquarters at the heart of this Mavian prayer. Chairs and smaller tables, along with precious maps and a library’s worth of scrolls and reports. A writing desk, with quills and ink and all wax for seals. Last of all, the same sinfully comfortable armchair I’d stolen from the Count of Old Oak a few years back. Hakram had proved, as always, that he was a prince among men when he’d revealed he’d had that little piece of furniture brought along for the Proceran campaign. It’d been kept with Juniper in the First Army, whose supply train was the largest, but now that all four of the divisions of the Army of Callow were reunited I had wonderful cushions to sink in once more. Vivienne wandered in with the last of the additions, seemingly amused at the burrow I’d had assembled.
“And when it starts snowing or raining, shall you bravely retreat?” she drawled.
Leaning against one of the tall stones, long skirts swishing against her boots as she tread through the snows, Vivienne looked like some noble’s daughter gone on a ride more than the former Lady-Regent of Callow. The pales shades of her blouse and dress made the laughter in those blue-grey eyes seem lighter, somehow, more innocent. Or perhaps simply less weighed upon, I thought.
“I’ve already had the outskirts of the barrow warded by our mages,” I said. “For wind and quiet.”
“One of Masego’s patterns?” she asked, idly pushing off the stone.
“Yeah, though I’m told they can’t get it to work the way he said it should,” I noted. “He has a very unique definition of ‘elementary knowledge’, our Zeze.”
That some of our senior legion mages had outright admitted the scrolls Hierophant had left on the subject of warding might as well be gibberish had served as a fresh reminder that I’d been dealing with some of the finest mages on the continent since becoming a villain and I that I should temper my expectations accordingly. The rituals he’d taught my mages lines in the days of the Fifteenth had since become the standards large-scale sorceries of the Army of Callow, but not all of them could be used without him guiding the casting and there was no real replacement for Masego to be had. Talented mages were costly and time-consuming to raise, and unlike the Wasteland I didn’t have centuries of teaching methods and arcane knowledge to dole out to raise any even should I find talented individuals – which I couldn’t, because unlike Praesi I didn’t have well-trained agents out there looking for the signs of young children with the Gift. Add onto that the fact that the Legions of Terror had picked clean the most obvious magical talents in the kingdom after the Conquest, and it was no wonder that so few of my mages were of Callowan stock.
“And for the wet wrath of the Heavens?” Vivienne idly asked, leaning over one of the tables to have a look at the scrolls stacked on it.
“I dabbled,” I shrugged.
It was one of the more abstract uses of Night I’d resorted to, which had been interesting in its own way. Spinning threads of a miracle I had seen before – the bubble of stillness the Sisters had forged around me when we’d tried to gate out of Iserre – I’d crafted a sort of intangible roof and bound it to the stones. Komena had perched herself atop one long enough to call the work ‘clumsily-executed but clever in principle’, which was the closest she’d ever come to complimenting something I did with the Night. Vivienne hummed, and pursued it no further.
“So,” she said. “Are you going to tell me why you’ve called a halt to the march and ordered the Hellhound to establish a fortified camp?”
Leaning on my staff, I began slowly limping around the edge of the raised stones. It was a fascinating thing, the way the interlocked slabs allowed me to glimpse down at odd angles. Revealing the sight of my armies camped below, raising palisades and digging ditches.
“Because we’ll be fighting a battle soon,” I said. “And there’s no point in running around until we know we can win it.”
“How do you know we’ll be fighting a battle?” Vivienne asked, brow furrowing not in disbelief but in curiosity.
Wondering what she’d missed that I had not, how she could remedy that failure when the chance next came. It had not escaped me that she’d taken my tongue-lashing differently than Juniper. My Marshal had judged the fault to be in herself, and so that the mending of it must come from herself as well – Juniper had turned back to books and discussions with other commanders, the familiar whetstones of her mind. Her art of war had been found insufficient, and so she would better it until this was no longer the case. Vivienne, though, had been harder to gauge. She was… learning, if there was any word that could be used for it. Looking at the successes of others like she was trying to squeeze out the essence of them to make it her own. It was a little unnerving, at times, and at others frustrating. Mostly for me, when I found the whisper of my instincts a hard thing to explain.
“Because we are headed to a pivot,” I said, “and this… isn’t enough. Our army and the Pilgrim’s, that’s too small a scale compared to the magnitude of power gathered. It might be that it starts with simply us, but it won’t stay that way.”
“Because the story,” she slowly said, “requires more than simply us and the Pilgrim. Yet you have fought battles before where-”
I raised a hand to interrupt her.
“The breaches, Vivienne,” I said. “They make a lot possible and therefore those things will happen – because once the groove is there, the possibilities will flow into it like water.”
I cleared my throat.
“We can have that talk later in more detail,” I added. “Council won’t be for hours yet and I don’t want to have repeat myself.”
She nodded.
“I should see to the Jacks, anyway,” Vivienne said. “Adjutant’s coming to join you?”
“Eventually,” I said. “I’ve sent him to get me a proper suit of plate fitted.”
“It has been odd to see you limping about without one,” she admitted.
I snorted and waved her away. As she walked away I propped up my staff against the side of my armchair and lowered myself onto it with a sigh of pleasure. I sat facing rings of stones with an unobstructed view, tables at my sides groaning with the documents I’d sent for. It wasn’t long before I caught the slight sound of leather on snow, my only advance warning that I once more had company.
“You have the supplies?” I called out.
“And you claim you don’t have the fae hearing anymore,” Robber complained. “Bullshit’s what I say.”
My minion popped into sight, leaning against the left arm of my chair. I was rather impressed he’d made it that far without my picking up on it even when I’d known he would be coming.
“You’re just getting old,” I mocked, because it was always a bad idea to give so much as an inch to a goblin.
He should be around sixteen now, I thought. Goblins rarely made it beyond forty, and that was for the better bloodlines – of which Robber was not, and that was setting aside the harsh lifestyle of service in my armies. Thirty was likely when his body would start breaking down, barring rituals to stretch out his lifespan, and at that thought I suddenly regretted the quip.
“You’re telling me,” the Special Tribune complained. “Only cowards make it to fifteen, but I just can’t seem to croak. I’ve had to make my peace with the fundamental truth of this world, Cat: I am simply too good to die.”
I smothered my grin, the earlier regret chased away as quickly as it’d come.
“A heavy burden to bear,” I solemnly agreed. “I know it well.”
He eyed me rather skeptically.
“Didn’t you die that one time?” he asked.
“I think I’m on three now,” I muttered. “It’s not one of my better habits.”
He snickered.
“No wonder you sent me after these, then,” he said.
I had sent off Special Tribune Robber on a most important errand, and as I pawed through the knapsack he’d brought me as tribute I had to concede he’d done his duty well. Two bottles of Vale summer wine were set on the table to my right while I squirrelled away the satchels of wakeleaf into the many pockets of my cloak. Save for one, which went to stuff my pipe. Passing my palm over the herbs had them lit with the slightest touch of Night, and I inhaled with pleasure before lying back in my seat.
“All right,” I said. “Serve as my hands.”
“I figure Archer might object,” the little wretch cackled.
“You might notice I didn’t send for a footrest,” I warned him.
He hurriedly made elaborate apologies that coincidentally happened to insult Indrani more often than not, but I put him to work. Against three stones, three sheets of parchment were put up: one for the Grey Pilgrim, the Tyrant of Helike and the Black Queen. Robber skittered around with ink as I dictated to him, his handwriting godsawful but honestly not that much worse than mine.
“The Pilgrim wants a draw with the Black Queen,” I said. “The Pilgrim wants to preserve the Grand Alliance armies. The Pilgrim wants Procer at war on only one front.”
Robber’s sloppy drawing of the Peregrine as bearing a heavy mustache and a crooked nose was physically inaccurate, but in the interests of morale I allowed the misrepresentation.
“The Tyrant wants leverage on the First Prince,” I said. “The Tyrant wants the means to position the Hierarch. The Tyrant wants there to be no victor in Iserre.”
Kairos’ illustration had him either bearing horns or with his head on fire, it was hard to tell, and I was fairly certain that his arms ended in fingers and not crablike pincers. Still, I decided it wouldn’t do to infringe on the vision of so accomplished an artist.
“You going to tell me what you’re after now?” Robber asked, sounding genuinely curious.
“That doesn’t matter,” I said. “It matters what they think I’m after, because that’s what they’ll plan according to. We’re not the only ones scheming here – if we plan assuming that everyone else will be passive we’ll just be wasting ink.”
“So what do they think we’re after?” the goblin said.
“The Black Queen wants to preserve her armies,” I said. “The Black Queen wants leverage over the Grand Alliance. The Black Queen wants the soul of the Carrion Lord.”
Which were all things I did want, but not necessarily in the manner they’d think I did. I wanted Black back not to make him my foremost general or use him against Malicia, but because he was my father in all but name and I’d not allow his fucking soul to be snuffed out by the blind machinations of the Pilgrim. I wanted leverage over the Grand Alliance not to force treaties advantageous to me but instead to get everyone at the table for the Liesse Accords: the intent wasn’t hostile, and to be blunt if there were other ways of getting there I’d much prefer using those. As for the preservation of my armies, while it was true whether that assertion came back to bite them or not would depend on how well they’d assessed my degree of ruthlessness. I didn’t want to get any of my soldiers killed if I could avoid it, but that didn’t mean I’d shy from battle either if it was the best means to get what I wanted. Sadly, I was dealing with the Peregrine and a madman who’d tricked the likes of the Wandering Bard. I’d assume, at least in principle, that they had a decent read on my personality.
“And now one more parchment,” I said. “The pitfalls we have to avoid, how we’d lose.”
“Folding on those wouldn’t be losing?” Robber asked, skeptical.
Nimble fingers flicked ‘my’ parchment, though mercifully there was no representation of me sketched aside from a hastily filled-in crown.
“It’d be a defeat, certainly,” I said. “But put that parchment above the others, because botching any of those would be the defeat.”
It went above Kairos, and to my amusement the goblin had to drag a chair and climb it so he could both hang it and write on it. Dipping the quill in an inkpot, he turned to me with an expectant look.
“The Grey Pilgrim cannot die,” I said.
Inconvenient as that line was, it needed to be drawn. If Tariq died and we’d killed him, a death feud was struck with Levant. If Tariq died and the League killed him, eighty thousand Levantine troops would be marching east instead of west. If Tariq died by accident, well, likely I’d get blamed somehow. I pulled at my pipe and spat out a mouthful of smoke.
“The western and eastern coalitions cannot lose more than a fifth of their forces,” I said.
He let out a low whistle at that. The quill scratched, though his gaze kept flicking back to me curiously. I sighed, and explained after another drag of wakeleaf was released.
“For us, a fifth would be about twenty thousand dead,” I said. “For them it’d be somewhere between fifteen to thirty, depending on whether or not they can merge their armies before the fight. If either of us loses more than that, we’re crippled as a field army for at least several months. We can’t afford that, given the situation up north.”
“And the League?” he asked.
“Can’t be considered reliable in any sense so long as the Hierarch and the Tyrant are running it,” I said. “Preserving its armies isn’t a priority – to be honest, I’d feel safer if we carved away them by at least a fifth.”
I drummed my fingers against the arm of my seat, staring at the fresh ink on the parchment. I worried my lip thoughtfully and only after a long silence did I speak.
“The Grey Pilgrim cannot have get a draw against the Black Queen,” I finally said.
I could not, in the end, trust him with that kind of power over me. Not even for the sake of making an alliance. Robber finished the words with a flourish, as if a twist of the wrist could make his calligraphy look anything other than cramped and sickly. I had not exactly picked the most able of scribes.
“Finished?” Robber asked.
I nodded. He scuttled down, quite blatantly pilfering the quill and inkpot before putting away the chair.
“And now?”
“Now,” I murmured, “I think.”
The parchments, those tidy little triumvirates of desires and pitfalls, hung in front of me but I did not need to look at them. Putting them up had served the purpose I’d had it done for, allowing me to place it all together as a structure instead of a series of abstractions. I closed my eyes, let it all fall together.
“I can leave, Boss,” Robber quietly offered.
“Don’t,” I said, chewing on my pipe. “We’re going to play a game, you and I.”
“Ominous,” the goblin praised.
The wakeleaf burned my throat, filled my lungs, and for a moment I felt a strange joy go through me like a spasm. I was enjoying this, I realized. This feeling, like my mind was full to burst and empty at the same time. Like I’d been filled with jagged edges, glittering pieces of madness and brilliance and that there was a solution to the crawling chaos, a twisting and winding formula that would bind it all to my will. I breathed out, smoke and heat leaving my lips, and smiled. Eyes fluttering open, I snatched the staff and hobbled to the parchment-bearing stones with feverish energy.
“Now,” I said, “to a layman’s eye, it might seem we’re in a spot of trouble.”
“If have a few of those, if you need spares,” Robber offered.
“But if you look at it closely, we have angles,” I continued. “For example, though the Tyrant will stab anyone who looks about to win in the back he is in fact our ally.”
The goblin choked.
“What was that, Boss?” he said. “I can’t believe I heard it right.”
I knocked the butt of my pipe against barely-dry ink under the drawn caricature of the Tyrant.
“Kairos can’t accomplish what he wants if there’s no truce,” I said. “Think about it, Robber – if his whole reason for getting into this war is getting leverage on Cordelia, then he needs room to actually use that leverage. He can’t do that from Iserre while openly at war with her. If blunt coercion was all he needed he could have gone after her armies to force her hand, but he didn’t. You know what that tells us?”
Robber’s eyes narrowed in thought.
“The cripple’s not willing to hand this war to the Dead King,” my Special Tribune said. “He’ll duck and weave, but these are matron games – a knife here and there before we all sit smiling.”
“Aye,” I said. “And one thing more: he needs me at that table, the wretched little bastard. If I don’t agree to truce talks then all his schemes are dust. He can’t make a separate peace with Cordelia, not when he’s trying to twist her arm. He needs to be the kingmaker in this threesome of ours, not the sole enemy, and that means having all of us at the same conference where he can play us off each other.”
“What’s he mean to use the Hierarch for, anyway?” Robber asked.
“I’m not sure yet, but it doesn’t matter right now,” I said. “What does is the fact that the moment I try to push for a peace conference he’ll back me to the hilt regardless of all other considerations. See, no victor in Iserre is only important for him insofar as it’ll affect the conference that follows the fight here. Balance of power and all that. But if I make it clear that the only way he gets that conference is walking my line, you know what follows.”
“He walks, like it or not,” the goblin finished. “He’s our borrowed knife.”
“So he is,” I grinned. “Now Tariq, Tariq’s what Black would be if someone ripped out the part of his mind that itches to fix things and shoved a Choir in there instead. If a situation goes south on Tariq, he won’t double down or throw a fit: he’ll measure the risks, and if there’s no worth to the strife he’ll cut his losses and prepare for the next round.”
“Hate to tell you, Boss, but the situation hasn’t gone south on him yet,” Robber reminded me.
“It doesn’t need to, that’s the beauty of it,” I told him.
I spun on myself, lightly tapping the Pilgrim’s parchment with my staff.
“See, the only thing in there I can’t allow is the draw,” I said. “He wants to preserve the Grand Alliance armies? So do I. He wants Procer to be able to turn north? So do I. To get what I want out of this, I don’t actually need to screw him out of most of what he wants.”
“As I’ve been given to understand,” the Special Tribune mused, “he also wants to slug you in the story real bad, so to speak. And he’s really a bastard kin of the Carrion Lord, he’ll have schemes afoot and blood that’s lizard-cold.”
“Ah, and so we get to the tricky part,” I conceded. “If I walked up to the Grey Pilgrim right now and offered him everything he wants save for the draw, he’d refuse. But that’s not because he’s a fanatic, Robber, although he is. He’s not your average screaming, barn-burning zealot: he’s the exemplar of the long view. The Pilgrim is what the Heavens use to make sure the forest fire doesn’t become like, well, the last few years essentially.”
“He’ll come after you quiet and sudden, Boss,” Robber said. “And you’re good at the second, but the first famously ain’t your wheelhouse.”
“You’re missing the point,” I said. “He’s the broad view hero, Robber. They don’t have another one of those, it’s the entire reason he’s so influential in the first place. Fighting him at all is a mistake. The key to handling Tariq is twisting his arm in that same broad view: making it clear to him that if he actually takes a swing at me, the costs will make even a success so utterly ruinous it’ll defeat the entire purpose. And the moment he knows that…”
“He takes the wins he can,” the goblin said. “And cuts his losses on the rest, drawing back for the next round.”
I drew back myself, coincidentally, emptying the ashes of my pipe onto the snow and gazing at the loose constellation of sentences.
“You know, Robber, there’s a story back home that in the old days there was an Alban king who went mad,” I said. “Thought he was made of feathers, so he ordered all the palace windows nailed shut and all the doors closed. Wouldn’t even take off his cloak, since he was convinced without it the slightest breeze would disperse him into a million tufts.”
“So he ‘fell down some stairs’ and an ambitious daughter succeeded him?” Robber snickered.
“He was an Alban, even if mad,” I chided. “No, they suffered his whims intent on waiting him out. Until one day a window broke in a storm, and he dropped his cloak in fright but did not dissolve. The old king, the morning after, summoned the court and announced he realized now he had been mad and was cured of his madness.”
“That’s distastefully uplifting,” Robber opined.
“Story’s not over,” I said. “You see, the king had realized he was not made of feathers. He simply had a coat of them, for he was in fact a bird.”
The goblin grinned.
“So what happened to him?” he asked.
“Oh, they settled him down,” I said. “But a few weeks later he climbed the highest tower in the palace and leapt down to take flight.”
“Did he?” Robber asked.
“We have a saying about it,” I smiled. “A king can fly-”
I shrugged.
“-but not for long.”
Amused, the Special Tribune bared needle-like fangs in approval.
“See, the thing is,” I murmured. “I always thought that he must have deep down known he was mad. Because if he hadn’t known, if he’d really believe that with all his heart…”
I chuckled.
“Now and then, Creation has been known to grant the mad a pair of wings,” I said.
“So what’s your Callowan folk wisdom leading to, Boss?” Robber asked.
“Let’s find out, my dear minion,” I said, “if we are mad enough to fly.”
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Cat. What are you doing. You’re heading for crazy city again. You always seem to come out of crazy city on top mind you, but you’re still headed there.
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I think in answer she would nod and agree
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I mean, she prefers the word “mad”
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Tariq… you forced me into a draw last time, robbed me of victory by giving me only my mentor’s body with his soul butchered past complete healing.
Now I offer you your victory.
I will commit the Drow to my own lands and the containment of the Dead King.
I will abdicate in favor of Vivian.
Has…. I offer you the victory. I will withdraw without slaughtering you and will revise my covenants with the kingdom below so that you may purchase dwarven steel.
Tyrant, for you I offer that I will put no candidate forward for dread empress other than Akua. Think. No empress has ruled but that her fate is still remembered.
All, you need merely covenant that none will seek my life or hinder our withdrawals to face the Dead King.
And Tariq, should you become threefold foresworn I will deman of the heavens that they foreswear you.
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Obviously not even close… but it kept nagging at me.
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Cat has offered Pilgrim victory before and he refused for political reasons.
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Pilgrim claimed political reasons, but in fact refused victory and/or created those political reasons in advance because the next encounter would be a draw.
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Mad Cat antics are amazing! I love how critically she’s thinking now!
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Remember Seek? 😀
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We should all thank the demon she didn’t have that for a crutch
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In the AU where she does get that aspect, her Name transitions to Contessa.
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Is Robber Named?
I never knew….
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These last chapters have been on point even more then usual
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God I love Robber. Robber is the best goblin ever and the best minion ever and I’ll be devastated when he dies.
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Uh, I feel like you haven’t been paying attention if you think that.
Robber *can’t* die.
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Sorry, him saying it himself is near a death warrant, especially for a villain.
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Except well, he isn’t the villain, he’s the madman.
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I need a meme picture of cat leaning real close into robber saying “jesus christ how cryptic”
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I am not sure Cat is reading Tyrant correctly. The Pilgrim read is probably pretty correct but that is more post this battle Cat and Pilgrim have the same goal put the Dead King back in his cage or end him for good. its the post game they disagree on most likely.
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Yeah, I feel that leaving the Heirarch is a bit of a wild card for the Tyrant to play when he wants to.
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To be fair, she said he’s not important at the MOMENT. I think shes fully aware he will be very much so in the long term
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That, and i’m not sure ignoring the Saint of Bitches is very wise either. This one very much wants to see the Alliance armies mauled, or at least the Proceran ones, and I’m not sure you can exclude a meltdown of her if things go south for her plans leading her to correct the situation as bloodily and brutaly as she can. Scratch this, she’ll totally do that.
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I think that’s because Cat is planning to kill the Saint of Swords.
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I think it’s less that she wants that, and more that she thinks it inevitable. She’s mad in her understanding of the world, not in her objectives. Still a hero.
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I’m with caoimhinh on this one, with the elaboration that at this point, the Saint is just a rolling sharper. She’s not going to take direction, let alone give up, so Cat probably needs to kill her. Possible exception would be if Cat can find some way to bind the Saint until they can throw her at DK. That said, I’m not sure sending Saint against DK is actually wise. Yeah, she’s a badass, but the flip side of her being an old and experienced hero, is that DK has had plenty of time to analyze her powers and set up a scenario against her. And it’s possible he could end up raising her as one of his undead Named….
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Point. Actually, since it’s the Dead King, you want to make sure her corpse is not in a condition to be raised after she goes down.
So … kill her, reanimate her, stuff her full of goblin munitions, *then* throw her at the Dead King.
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Still liked the goats better but Undead Suicide Heroes sounds like a profitable upgrade.
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I think sending undead at the dead king is a Bad Idea, and would probably result in the undead turning right around
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Dead King’s undead is magical, Cat’s undead is a result of Name/Winter. It’s safe to assume that Dead King would create safeblocks in his theory of magic so that it won’t bite him back one day, but Black Knight’s shadow or Winter should be coming from entirely different source.
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Well, “generic villian” undead is what Black Knight and Squire (mostly) were using, and is probably the base that DK built on. Winter produced a notably different, more “lively” result, which was foreshadowed by Cat’s own earlier animations (though starting with an Arcadian flying horse might also have had some influence!). That said, best not to assume Winter is anything new, to a guy who already had a captive elf as a door guard!
Night seems to produce a more “normal” undead, which at least couldn’t stand up to the flying horse.
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The Heirarch makes a great conversation piece at diplomatic parties though.
Especially since his seer and anti seer powers.
I really want the next diplomatic meeting to include him and the Tyrant.
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Stealer, stolen? Chooser, chosen? Waker, woken, baker, boken?
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Hunter, hunted. Player, played
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Seriously, what is the name of the chapter referencing?
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I think it’s referencing the phrase “The hunter becomes the hunted”
And more directly the situation in Iserre where everyone is scheming and planning. Pilgrim and Kairos are “Weavers” since they are pulling strings with their strategies on multiple levels, but in Catherine’s plan, they are the ones “woven”; because that has always been Cat’s style, she plays the players not the game.
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I read it as “Catherine is both weaving her own plot and getting woven into plots of other players”
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I really like Robber being a part of the storyline.
It makes Cat less Meta.
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Meta is her bread, butter, oven, mill, and fields.
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I love his perspective.
“these are matron games”
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Yeah, every so often we get a glimpse into goblin culture…
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Ah. Cat’s running a completely different game than everyone else thinks they are.
Nice.
I’m not sure Pilgrim really is a long-view Hero. Otherwise, I think he’d have done something about the Conquest or the Occupation of Callow before a Crusade was called.
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He expected the conquest to fail eventually.
It was Cat that made evil stick in Callow, the Praesi would never get the backing she did. One generation or two generations later and Callow would have reverted to Good after overthrowing the Legions
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Grey still hates himself for letting Callow go alone for too long. With a shift in a new brand of Evil (Black), old stories were halted or literally killed in the crib. No hidden bloodlines, no starving orphans, no atrocities after the war even. It’s like everyone seeing a house on fire, expecting *someone else* to call 911. Cat is the creature that crawled out after the ashes have been smoldering.
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This!
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Yup, remember, when Black anticipated the heroic critical point to a flip closing in from the exponentially multiplying heroic bullshit. Then remind yourself, that that seemed to stop with Cat, for some godforsaken reason…
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Well, it didn’t really stop with Cat. Remember that by the Prologue of Book 4 there had been 6 bands of Heroes that had emerged or infiltrated Callow in less than 2 years. Since Catherine managed to unify public opinion under her rule and they all accept her (plus the fact that Callow broke free of Praes’ yoke) there had been no more Heroes born from Callow as they have embraced their Villain Queen. Vivienne, who was the last of the Heroes from Callow, swore service to Catherine and lost her Heroic Name (even if hers wasn’t the most Good-aligned of Names).
Point is, narratively it all makes sense since their society is truly changing without the resentment that the Conquest had left in them, so Callow’s story is a different one now.
Callow is no longer “a conquered country that needs a Hero to save it and free it” but rather “a country following a new path in his history and culture, needing strong leaders to fight against foreign enemies”, so if any Named start appearing under Cat’s rule they are most likely going to be Neutral Names or traditionally Evil Names repurposed.
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At this point, Cat might well end up with Heroes fighting for her. Certainly the outside forces of heroes are not popular, but she’s got friendly Houses of Light and a Knightly order, plus whatever Long Price gets offered for the various invasions of Callow.
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I want that SO BADLY.
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All the heroes that came to fight Cat were seemingly foreign. It was mentioned how most of them were caught before dispersing into the countryside.
No Callow heroes were created since the end of book 2 when she won against Wiilliam.
(And honestly, if a Callowan hero pops up and doesn’t go after Cat’s rule it means that she is the new status-quo now)
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Well, while I might have worded it a bit poorly, that is pretty much exactly what I meant.
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So… Cat’s going to believe herself into flying away her entire army on the wings of Night?
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Power-wise, there should certainly be some way they could at least sneak away using the power of Night. Story-wise, that gate in their path makes it clear that they won’t get away without some sort of resolution to the conflict of kingdoms and armies, and perhaps some progress on other tracks such as Masego.
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Yeah, story-wise it can be like Massego’s nuke dropping on their heads and only Cat being able to carry them all to safety. If we are talking about madness, maybe Cat will open a portal straight to Serenity.
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Nah, it’s probably too early for that. IMO it’s book six that will focus on the battle with the Dead King.
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Besides being too early to face the Dead King (I agree, that will mostly be book VI), Masego seems to be in charge of portals at the moment, and he just stocked his piece of Arcadia with devils or worse.
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Note also that she’s notharing off to explore Masego’s domain, despite it literally being in her way. Because there’s no guarantee she could deal with it in timely fashion, and abandoning her armies at this juncture would be doom. And a lot depends on what Masego is actually up to.
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He is not omniscient. He probably expected Malicia and the Calamities to screw it up like previous Praesian Regimes screw it. Turns out this was a new breed of Villains. This is also way earlier in his career.
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True, although I would put the blame on the Choir of Mercy for not sending Tariq with their whispers, the Heavens sent other agents though, and they all failed.
Also, Tariq wasn’t young when the Conquest happened, I mean, he was the Grey Pilgrim since his teenage years, he was already a full formed Hero with many deeds when Dread Emperor Nefarius ascended to the throne, and Nefarius ruled for decades before being poisoned by Alaya, then came the civil war that had her crowned as Malicia and THEN the Conquest, so Tariq was in his fifties-sixties at the time.
Pilgrim wasn’t involved in the Conquest not due to inexperience, but rather because he was doing something else at the time, don’t forget that Procer was Malicia and Amadeus destabilized the other countries before launching the Conquest.
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>although I would put the blame on the Choir of Mercy for not sending Tariq with their whispers
Blame, of a sort. I think Choirs are limited by their nature tightly enough that there’s not enough there to ‘blame’. It’s like blaming a program for not having more functions than it’s been designed to have.
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Exactly.
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That is, flat out, Black’s victory.
He worked non-stop for 20 years to keep the Conquest from sticking out like the rusty nail it was.
And it’s worked. No big time hero noticed and came, because the mechanism by which they would ordinarily notice and come requires atrocities to trigger it, of the very kind Black was actively and tirelessly disallowing.
There’s a reason he was this pissed off at Alaya with her superweapon scheme. This, this shield of invisibility is exactly what she’d shattered.
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Oh yeah. Black was pitching “We’re the new kinder, gentler Praesi”, and Alaya busted out with “the Hells we are, wimps”.
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And his response was “No, WE actually are. SHE is no longer invited to play in our sandbox” XD
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Oh, he was a little more severe than that! 😉 Breaking the weapon at least made a point, even if it didn’t hold against the most powerful mortal wizard on Calernia. And the crucifixions helped demonstrate to the public that Cat was Not On Board with that stuff. But even so, Akua did make her mark, and Cat was left to pay the price of that.
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Mm.
I’m thinking more of the whole ‘fucked off to Vales with Grem and ignored the summons to the capital’ thing, which more or less broke Malicia’s power base in Praes.
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(Because shield of invisibility was just one of the benefits of refraining from atrocities, and not Black’s main reason :D)
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I’m feeling that this may be the first time in a long time, that if Cat loses, she wins. If pilgram burns his victory early, he can’t kill her at the end.
Also, I expect some haggling and ultimatiums about Black are soon to follow. I even wager that Tyrant is going to secure the soul first.
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It would be quite a twist if the Rogue Sorcerer is intercepted by Kairos and he got Amadeus’ soul.
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Kairos has a penchant for finding, setting up, and intercepting meta-patterns. For all we know, both the sorcerers and Blacks souls are currently in his possession.
I would imagine a wish spell would be included, or a trial by Hierarch, which may have pushed the sorcerer to do something stupid storywise, attempting to escape, only to be caught by Kairos when the story had turned on the Hero.
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That sorcerer seems a bit sketchy to me.
He’s the Rogue sorcerer and yet hes never been shown to be rogue-like in any way. The opposite in fact. I half expect him to gift the soul to Malicia and become the next Warlock.
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We have very little context/information on the origin of that Name. For all we know he was a sorcerer sworn to Prince Bumblefuck of Malfeasanceton who turned on his employer and went “rogue” for the sake of Great Justice and got Named for it, or something like that.
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I would love for this to play out. Unlikely as Pilgrim can literally read intentions, and could smell a rat. But a high caliber sorcerer might be able to cook up some defense, so who knows…
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As someone else noted, Scribe is currently unaccounted for, and has been for some time. She might well have been able to locate the Rogue Sorcerer and reclaim the soul.
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I think that saving the Win for later in this Pattern of Three is a knife that Tariq wants to wield against the Dead King; after all, if Cat and Tariq can only die by each other’s hand, that would give them a huge boost when fighting any other opponent.
I like that this chapter discussed the number of Cat’s deaths, and even more the bits of cultural references in the discussion, like the mention of “Matron games” and the assumption that a stupidly mad king would get an assassination with a good cover to save his honor “falling from a flight of stairs” (Praes style) while in reality his court bore with it and waited until he either passed away or the was cured (Callow style).
I actually thought the chapter would end with the “A king can fly, but not for long” phrase, seemed very fitting. That last bit reminds us that unshakeable faith is one of the things that Names and Aspects are made of, so if the king could convince not only himself but others that he could fly, maybe he would have (an old Emperor of Praes became a spider because he believed that strong enough, so it’s not unheard of either. Granted, he might have used sorcery and Warlocks, but let’s not quibble about details).
Well, let’s find out what Cat’s plan for flying is.
Typos found:
and I that I / and that I
to have repeat myself / to have to repeat myself
Pilgrim cannot have get a draw / either ‘have’ or ‘get’, not both
If have a few of those / I have a few of those
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It took me several minutes to figure out what was the point of the earlier part, with him believing he was made of feathers, in Cat’s fable.
The point is that she thought her position was a lot weaker than she realized it really was, looking at it from Pilgrim’s point of view. She got so used to thinking of herself as an underdog, with only one road to victory she needs to claw her way through, she didn’t realize she could open the windows and let breeze in. She’s covered in feathers, not made of them.
Let us now see what the substance of this metaphor is going to turn out to be 😀
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Actually, I don’t think they can use a Pattern of Three against DK. Remember, powers from outside Creation can break those, and even if DK doesn’t qualify himself (arguable, as he has set up shop in a Hell), he certainly has access to servants who clearly qualify.
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I think I know what Cat is doing. Everything’s hitting the fan, enemies at all side, and the outlook is grim. Throughout history these situations have been approached is many ways but one way stands out more than others.
There was a story of Napoleon where he walked into an enemy fort, crashed a ball, then walked back to his lines afterwords.
Erwin Rommel did something similar when he got lost in the desert and stumbled upon an allied triage tent, where he consoled the injured.
There is the story of the Scottish soldier on the beaches of Normandy in a kilt and playing a bagpipe that didnt get touched by enemy fire.
Its the reason a well dressed person with a clipboard can walk into just about anywhere and not get questioned.
My good friends, I believe Cat is about to pull the most classic of badass moves known in story and history. Grab your popcorn, hold onto your seats, and get ready.
Cat is going to take Refuge in Audacity.
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Wouldn’t be the first time…
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Name is coming. No two ways about it. Hopefully for Cat.
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I’ve always wondered what Robber would be like if he had a name…
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The Footrest?
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Woah woah hey, you can’t just give him two promotions like that.
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I mean, Names usually come with a status upgrade…
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The Robber XD.
It would also be interesting to find out whether Goblins have Names but keep it in secret, the fact that one of the claimants of Squire was a Goblin would lead me to believe that yes, they do.
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Of course they do. Why wouldn’t they? All cultures produce names and the goblins definitely have their own culture. The only reason they wouldn’t is because they somehow designed their own culture to not produce names.
It would be funny if they produced heroes though, hence the lack of ageless goblins and the lack of heroes wandering into their caves.
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Not all cultures produce names. Free cities have nameless parts in them. As a slightly lesser proof, orcs had a dry spell of names due to the lack of cultural support for them after being broken by Praes. So, all cultures (most likely) have a potential to create their own names, if they have a footrest for it. As even less reliable proof, Chider was pretty well in the know about goblin goings and was utterly convinced to be the first named in goblin memory. But alas, each and every matron could be some sort of fucky named and we’d be none the wiser.
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Good point. I hear thief is open …
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Indeed, but he would make that Name nor Thief but Robber, because our Special Tribune is not one for silent and peaceful thievery, but rather violent armed robbery.
You know his motto: “Kill them, take their stuff”, hahaha.
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He does, it’s just that Goblin Names don’t act the same way other races do. The goblins are about secrecy and trickery. Robber got a name and the matrons, having set up a system already to deal with rebellious names sent him to the surface where he couldn’t affect their society.
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That would make a lot of sense.
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I feel like most Gobin names, in fact, will be lost specifically if you don’t at least try to keep them secret. This is more secure then you think since when somebody does discover you are named, they are far more likely to deal, ally and/or blackmail you rather then let out the secret. And there’s plenty of cases where it’s strongly suspect by a larger group but nobody can prove anything, which is a kind of maybe yes/no dread that is more likely to strengthen a name than anything.
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Something Catherine isn’t considering is the Pilgrim’s possible reactions to Sve Noc now that he has “seen” her / them / it. The base of her power is power provided by the Gods Below. That has been maintained and grown through millennia of murder. It should be a horrifying sight.
If Akua and Catherine were somewhat correct in their reasoning in the last chapter, then Catherine should not be the main focus of the Pilgrim anymore, being the mortal servant of the new evil god. You know, the thing that might match the Dead King in power.
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I think Cat’s taking that into account.
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Naah, Catherine is the representative and “point man” for Sve Noc. We don’t even know where the goddesses’ original bodies are hanging out anymore, and their last known address is now a dwarven colony. As far as Pilgrim is concerned, Sve Noc is represented by the Drow and their Priestess/Black Queen.
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The Underdark hasn’t been fully evacuated yet.
The Drows currently with Cat are just the one that were in the city where the battle happened. The rest are still preparing the large scale migration and that’s probably where the sisters are.
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Cat mentioned that the rest of Empire Ever Dark is migrating towards Keter territory to fight against the Dead King and supplied by the Kingdom Under. That’s why Cat’s troops of 50 thousand Drow are called “the Southern Expedition”.
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Regardless, the Drow remaining underground are not visible to the other Calernian factions, and probably won’t be until someone notices he’s having to fight an underground force.
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It hasn’t been mentioned. Which does make sense as Catherine has become used to the focus of those she faced being on her, because she was usually the biggest immediate threat to those she faced. Unfortunately for her the Pilgrim apparently thinks long term, which would make Sve Noc the bigger threat.
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On the other hand, Sve Noc is a drow goddess.
She doesn’t affect human politics any more than the orcs’ old gods (like the one Captain slew the last echo of) did. What matters about Sve is the might of the drow that she’s backing…
…and Catherine Foundling, representing the breach of that limitation.
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No, this isn’t about politics. And the Orc’s old gods would have affected human’s (not necessarily politics) a lot back in the day, what with the wars and cook pots, if they supported their followers, merely by supporting their followers.
So this isn’t about politics. This is about the Pilgrim looking at Sve Noc and seeing what she / they / it is, or at least some of what she / they / it is.
“Gods, child, what have you done to yourself?” the Grey Pilgrim said. “Those things on your shoulder… those are no crows. How many times can you sell your soul?”
Had he tried to gaze at them using an aspect? I almost pitied him if he had. The foundations of apotheosis for these two had been millennia of hateful murder, and the mortar had been Winter freely given – look at one of those raw would have been painful, but the two?”
The Pilgrim can’t know what Sve Noc is planning. But if he can see some of what she is, that which empowered her, and if he heard about her casual sadism can he believe her not to be a monster?
“It will take more than brandy and poppy leaves for the digging to stop,” the goddess on my shoulder laughed. “Hands and picks and tireless flesh, pulling aside the –”
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So what you’re saying is that the Pilgrim ought to seek to ease the drow’s unnecessary suffering from having a monster as a goddess?
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Bonus for him because it might wipe out the entire species.
Which he would do because he assigns no value to mortal life. All he cares about is minimizing suffering.
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I don’t think you’re quite correct, I don’t think he’s that far down the utilitarianism failure mode hole. I think he does value life.
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No, I’m saying that given what he knows the Pilgrim should see Sve Noc as a bigger long term threat than Catherine, because Sve Noc is the evil goddess and Catherine is her priestess.
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But is Sve Noc a relevant threat at all?
Keep in mind that Pilgrim is more medium term view than long term view, compared to e.g. Black. He’s about solving immediate messes, not revolutionalizing way of life for generations down the line.
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I really hope her plan somehow involves goats.
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The more Levant appears even in passing mention, the more I regret that Keter wasn’t parked next to [i]them[/i]. I think Levant worse than the Procer,.
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Well, Keter may yet border them, that Serpent exists there for a reason plot-wise.
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Well, Procer is actually one of the less disturbing Good societies. Which kind of says a lot about Good societies, which in turn says a lot about Evil societies…
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So her analysis is that she hasn’t been dropping enough lakes?
I could have told her that. Trying to work nicely with someone who cant be trusted like Tariq is pointless. She needs a line in the sand, you raid my army or position yourself advantageously storywise and a thousand of your men go missing in the middle of the night. Otherwise, hes just going to smile and position himself to stab you in the back.
Honestly, I’ve been very disturbed by her willingness to sacrifice her soldiers to preserve her enemies. Especially when she made it so obvious. She basically strapped an expendable sign on them.
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I think I finally get what the core of the beauty I see in the Guide is. The myriad perspectives visible and the ocean of validity lent to them create a painfully beautiful picture, and piecing them together by defining all the lessons, the truths held by the cast in terms beyond thier individual views gives a rush of satisfaction unlike any other.
Realizing what a character means by something (a thing they’re aware of) as well as what it means to them (that they’re unaware of) lets you pinpoint what the character is as a person when you contrast those meanings with the character’s actions and the actions and minds of others.
I guess it could be done with other narrative works too, but only the Guide is written with enough sense to it that you can go past the first few layers and not have everything fall apart. Really amazing work, EE.
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Bravo, well said. I appreciate you putting my feelings into words.
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Guide is Really Good.
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And so we reach the Pivot battle of this book. Exciting times 🙂 Story is being wielded full-force by both sides. The setup here lends itself to many possibilities; a new Name or Transition, fulfillment of ‘Seven crowns plus one’, the death of a major Hero for the first time since Lone Swordsman. I wager a case of Vale wine that when all is set and done, Cat’s memoirs will be titled ‘A Practical Guide To Evil’.
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I think this has __got__ to be the fulfilment of seven crowns and one. But I’ve got NFI how that’s going to come about.
Hopefully, the major hero to die is the Saint of Swords but I will have to disagree with you that the Lone Swordsman was a major Hero.
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The “Just as planned” of Traitorous made laugh WAY too much.
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Me too. It is by far the funniest character in the entire serie, after Irritant
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Best part? You don’t know who he is you think it was a pithy insult by one of his foes to mock him in death. You do know who he is however and you instinctively check to make sure you have your wallet. I mean sure he’s been dead a while but I’m not sure if that’s going to stop him.
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So good
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Something I meant to comment on the last chapter but forgot to: with all the parallels Cat was seeing between herself and Tariq, can we take that as meaning that Cat’s “retirement” plan post-abdication is going to be becoming the Black Pilgrim? Just wandering around Calernia teaching baby villains how to get shit done without fucking it all up and becoming an unfixable monster.
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I can’t really see her doing that, more like finding named people who want to do good and helping to teach them the practical way to do things no matter if they are working for above or bellow.
Either way, Cat is not really made for that kind of role I believe. It is just not her thing.
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Are you sure? Last chapter was her seeing the parallels between her and Pilgrim, and now this chapter has her teaching/explaining things to both Vivienne and (gods help us) Robber. It certainly *hasn’t* been her kind of Role. But I think we’re seeing the shape of how it could *become* a Role she could occupy, in her own terrible way (to paraphrase Indrani).
And it’s not that I think she’d inherently object to teaching heroes as well as villains to be practical, but even post-Liesse Accords I think that most heroes would balk at taking career advice from Catherine Foundling, *especially and specifically* the impractical ones who would be the ones who’d actually really need advice anyway.
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You might have a point. As far back as book one, I think she was trying to get William to be more practical about achieving his aims.
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Well, Ranger represents a possible model.
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If you mean a model for someone teaching both heroes and villains, that’s true but it’s worth noting that Ranger had spent IIRC literally centuries establishing a reputation for herself as someone who dgaf about the whole Above vs. Below thing before she decided that Amadeus was her murder bae and hooked up with the Calamities long-ish term (and the more uncompromising/impractical heroes *still* hate her guts). Catherine as Squire to the Black Knight/the Black Queen has been slotted into Below’s roster from day 1; we’ve seen her internal monologue/dialogue (hello, Dickish Twin) so we know she’s never exactly been a true believer but no one else has seen that. So for the rest of the world her reputation starts with “burning down half of Summerholm with goblinfire to flush out a hero” (again, see what we know vs. what the world thinks they know) and only escalates from there for the most part.
It’s not impossible for that to change over the course of her helping turn back the Dead King, tbf. That depends on a *lot* of things though, so unless/until we start seeing that happen I’m staying in the skeptical column.
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Assuming she stays as Priestess of Night, I suspect her big job will be integrating the Drow into Callowan society (and politics). That will surely involve a certain amount of traveling around and talking to people, so she’ll have plenty of chances to influence things.
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IIRC, the plan is to park the Drow on top of Keter.
To drive the Dead King and his forces back through his Hellgate to Serenity, and then try to seal it up/establish a permanent guard upon the Creation side of the Gate, using the Drow.
Not bring the Drow to Callow.
It gives a reason for Procer/the Alliance/Heroes to not go after the Drow too much because, well, they’re bottling up an even greater Evil.
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MMM… where is this from? My initial reaction is “she’s not asking for much, is she? /s”. Remember. DK has a city that’s mostly in Creation, and and it’s well-stocked with unholy terrors.. Getting him to retreat within that probably counts as a win condition.
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It’s from when Cat was dreamwalking with Sve Noc in Book IV and they asked her what her long-term plan was for the drow. She described literally exactly this plan beat-for-beat.
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Oh cat, you are finally back in your forte, when losing the game you take the board and hit them with it in the face!.
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I have a confession to make and an unpopular opinion to share.
I do not like Book 5.
I can’t even point to all the things that annoy me in it. The list is long and includes items like:
– Grey Pilgrim.
– Grey Pilgrim apologists.
– Cat’s moralizing.
– All of my favorite characters being absent (except Akua, who is irrelevant instead).
…And many more. It’s still pretty well written and entertaining at times, but for every chapter that makes me want to go back to regular voting (which I haven’t been doing since the end of Book 4), there’s a chapter that makes me reconsider. This is not something I would normally comment on, but I’ve been looking for a specific chapter header earlier today and it reminded me how much more entertaining the Guide used to be. I will keep reading – maybe once the Grey Shit is gone and Black is returned to life, the series will return to its former glory – but I do not like the direction EE is taking his web serial in.
I know you will hate me for this, and I don’t care. Bring it on.
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Why would we hate you for having a different opinion? Everything you’ve talked about (well most of it) is your opinion. Just as I greatly disagree with pretty much everything you’ve said, I think most people will acknowledge that you are completely entitled to your opinion of the book even as they disagree (or agree, you’re not actually alone in your opinion).
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As magesbe has already said, you’re entitled to your opinion. And thanks for stating it because you made me think more about why I’m having a different experience.
For me, I think it comes down to disliking book series where each book is just the same but bigger/more than the last. [Yes, The Inheritance Cycle and The Belgariad, I’m looking at you.] I’m loving the fact that EE’s characters and situations actually develop and change in significant ways that are much more nuanced than the protagonist just getting better at wielding a sword and/or their magic. I know others like those types of book series, but they’re just not as enjoyable to me.
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well, sometimes i feel like that too
i think its because cat no longer badass villain, she struggle..begging, yet her win never clear
and after became immortal winter goddess she goes back to mortal again, without a Name and limping leg that keep on my nerves.
In some term she became more powerful because she has 2 goddess on her side
but in some other term she became weaker because she no longer hold her own power, plus the limping leg make her look disappointment somehow i think
like the Catherine Foundling being downgraded
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This is entirely consistent with my impression of how you’re reading this series, yeah.
You could stop reading in an ongoing manner and catch up later on whole chunks? It might flow better that way, and at least will reduce the amount of ongoing frustration. There’s plenty of fish (webserials) in the sea :3
(Though at this point, I’d probably miss you in the comment section…)
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You know, I have been wondering for a while, but where is Scribe?
I expected her to be with Grem, although not in the command tent she might have been around, but Cat has gathered the entire army and joined with Black’s legions, yet there has been no mention of Scribe (partly because Cat’s meeting and interactions with Grem were mostly skipped).
I think some mention of Scribe is necessary, given how influential she is and how Cat is aware that Scribe was always with Amadeus; at least a comment like “I asked Grem about Scribe and he said that she disappeared, probably to find a way to rescue Black” by Catherine. Because simply ignoring her seems very weird.
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She may be the one to retrieve Amadeus’s soul.
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I mean one of Eudokia’s Name things is that no-one other than Amadeus notices her when she doesn’t specifically draw attention to herself,
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I almost feel bad for Cat’s opponents. It starts out like playing chess; with decades of experience and dozens of moves, they maneuver her firmly into checkmate.
The she smirks at the game and they realize that the chessboard is actually shoots and ladders and Cat’s one turn from victory.
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Prediction: Cat is going to give Robber some Night.
Reasons I Think This: Every time Robber has been referenced in the last two books special attention has been paid to his age. He’s slowing down and will continue to do so quickly. Cat, who has had two good friends die in recent memory, will lose another friend if she doesn’t act soon to keep this one alive against an enemy that no goblin can escape for long. Old age.
And oh look, Cat happens to be the final arbiter of the disposion of a magical resource whose earliest and easiest effect is to functionally remove the cap of the users lifespan. She’s demonstrated facility with moving the Night around and she is down a stealth monster, her main bruiser, and her original mage.
She’s got a fuckload of drow, but they are a big and imprecise stick. She needs eyes in the area and scrying doesn’t work. What better solution to that than a fearless goblin with the sort of Night tricks a stealth killer would develop. Without even waiting for a goblin to come into a Name she can get one of her caliber basically out of nowhere and all it would take would be preserving the life of a friend.
Now, I’m well aware that Nighting Robber would fall under the same problem as handing out Winter titles in terms of Narrative escalation, at least in the eyes of the armies around her, but I think circumstances will force her hand.
Because all this, were she duels for her life and the lives of those in her service with a kind old man who firmly ‘knows’ that destroying her is the right thing to do, all of this is a side skirmish.
At some point, whatever her success or failure at building the future she wants for Calernia, she has to fight the Dead King.
And we’ve seen what that’s like. I’ve loved the Interludes and Extra Chapters about the doomed defense of the north, because they’re full of really cool characters and lorebuilding, but they’ve also been telling us exactly what we need to know about what kind of threat the Hidden Horror presents.
Cat will need more allies at her level soon, and my gut says she’ll go for Robber.
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There’s also the question of provoking jealousy among both her human and Drow servants (for different reasons). Not to mention what that might mean to his relations with the Matrons.
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True. The action would definitely have a lot of fallout, but I think she’s going to go for it anyway.
Also, totally unrelated but reading back over this chapter made the part about the old inhabitants of the region worshipping Far really stand out to me. I think I have a guess at what kind of thing Cordelia might be digging up.
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Anyone else in favor of Guide merch? I don’t think a t-shirt rendition of Cat’s banner “Justification Matters Only to the Just” would be too expensive, and I’d be first in line to buy it.
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That would be cool (and Zazzle or suchlike could do it easily), but I’d suggest not using the image from the wiki. Ironically, the text needs to be better justified. (among other faults 😉 )
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Yeah, I meant getting a solid new design done. The simplicity of it should keep it from being too difficult, though..
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So cat needs to lose to the grey boy while still keeping most of her armies intact. Probably give him Black’s body back again to make it happen.
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Robber is actually Scribe in disguise.
The real Robber died a while back of old age.
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Unlikely, but it would be hilarious!
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