Chapter 7: Elaboration

“Ah, but being defeated was always part of my plan! Yet another glorious victory for the Empire.”
– Dread Emperor Irritant, the Oddly Successful

We’d gotten the usual banter and I’m-going-to-kill-you, no-I’m-going-to-kill-you posturing out of the way, so it was now time to get to the stabbing. Admittedly my favourite part, especially when I wasn’t taking on a hero. This sad sack of smugness might pack a punch, but he wasn’t carrying a solemn promise of victory handed down by the Heavens. If I started chopping of limbs he wasn’t going to get back up with an irritating one-liner about Evil always being defeated. As good ol’ Willy had learned in the end, that wasn’t always true anyway. Sometimes Evil snatched a last moment resurrection, stomped in Good’s skull and went dancing with a good-looking redhead afterwards. Probably not victory the way the Gods Below or the average Dread Emperor conceived it, but I wasn’t going to be taking life lessons from people who’d thought the invisible army plan was a good idea.

The Rider didn’t seem to bother with the same tricks his minions had used, devouring the slope on the way down faster than I believed was actually possible. It occurred to me that most everyone I fought had cavalry while I had to make do with a pack of malevolent goblins, which struck me as pretty unfair. Before I could further lament the fact, I had to unsheathe my sword and brace myself for impact. It would have been a mistake to think of the Rider as a mere lancer, I decided. For one, his murderous unicorn effectively had a second spear jutting out of its forehead. More than that, unlike most horseman, killing his mount was unlikely to slow him down much. The way he’d introduced himself had me guessing he was in some way linked to the state of a horseman, but I doubted taking care of that would knock him out of the fight. Creatures that introduced themselves with fancy titles usually had some power to back up that presumption. That or they died early and bad.

Eyes calm, hands steady, I watched the points of the spear and the horn come for me. The spear would be the dangerous one: it wasn’t like the unicorn could twirl around the horn for a second go once it was past me. I hoped. Letting out a long breath, I adjusted my footing to be able to dash forward without missing a beat just before the Rider got in range. The horn I ducked under, the spear I narrowly avoided – it scraped my left pauldron – and I made to slide under the unicorn to open its belly. The back of the spear hit me right above the nose, knocking me down as I cursed. I rolled to the side, but not quick enough: the unicorn’s hooves came down and caved in my breastplate. Strike one for my plate being anything more than expensive dead weight today, since that could easily have been my ribs. I hated breaking ribs, half the time shards got into my lungs and I ended up coughing blood.

I managed to swing at the spear point before it took my throat, knocking it aside, and rolled before the unicorn could continue dismantling my plate. That thing was being way too bloodthirsty. Sure I hadn’t been a virgin for a few years, but there was no reason for it to take who I brought into my bed so personally.

“Look,” I gasped, managing to get on my feet and hastily backing away from a swing. “He was a fisherman’s son. They swim all the time, do you have any idea how fit they look?”

Murder made horse was not impressed by my protests, if the way it tried to kick me was any indication. The Rider, what little of his face could be seen expressionless, fluidly adjusted his hold and slapped down the spear at my head. Too fast for me, when I was still sidestepping his mount. It dented my helmet, which was a much more acceptable loss than my skull. I took back everything unpleasant I’d said about my armour today. The second strike I parried, but his handhold shifted again and he twisted deftly hitting my sword out of my hand. All right, this was headed nowhere. If I didn’t want to end up an expensively armoured corpse I was going to have to change the beat to this. Before the third strike – this one a lunge – could put me further on the back foot, I managed to get back in front of the unicorn. Predictably, it objected to this state of affairs and with a whinny took a step forward to put its horn through my throat. I was still unarmed, but I did have two free hands.

My gauntleted hands closed around the horn and I sharply pivoted. Lift with your legs, Cat, I reminded myself. Before the Rider could rearrange my presented spine at spear point, I flooded my limbs with power and pulled. For a single glorious moment I lifted the unicorn, swinging it forward like some kind of wildly failing mace until it reached its apex over my head. At which point the horn snapped. This had not, I mused, been one of my better plans. Below getting into a verbal fight with Heiress at the Tower, though still above letting William go at Summerholm. I hastily threw myself out of the way, seeing the Rider gracefully leap off his mount from the corner of my eye. The moment I got back on my feet I aimed my arm at the downed unicorn – which looked like it had broken a leg on the way down, good for me – and snapped my wrist. The backup knife shot like an arrow, sinking right into its eye. Pickler, you queen among goblins. I can’t believe I argued with you about a second knife being overkill.

I stepped back and picked up my sword, adjusting my cloak around my neck.

“Let the record show I’m not above murdering a unicorn if it looks at me funny,” I announced.

The Rider glanced at his dead mount indifferently.

“A worthy effort,” he conceded. “If ultimately futile.”

I paused for a moment, too many scathing replies on the tip of my tongue for me to be able to settle on a single one, but I ended up having to back away when he tried to run me through. I blinked in surprise: he’d been fast, on the unicorn, but this was something else. Quicker than even the deadwood soldiers had been, and they’d been in a league above me. Was that part of the fae package, then? Sorcery and tricks and swiftness. Not great on the staying power, but if they killed you before it became an endurance match that was hardly a problem. The fairies would be useless as tits on a sparrow if they ever tried to make a shield wall, but that wasn’t the way they fought at all. It was like fighting an army of skirmishers, all of them mages, with a backbone of heavy hitters behind them. That was not a good match for the Fifteenth, or even the Legions of Terror in general.

Sword in hand, I circled the Rider silently. Another flicker and the point was skidding off my arm, leaving a long scar on the steel – I tried to catch the shaft with my free hand but it retreated too quickly. All right, so finesse wasn’t going to get me anywhere. Closing the distance should have been my solution, but I was wary of getting that close to a creature so much faster than me, spear or no spear. I was going to have to take a hit, I realized with a grimace. I could walk it off if it didn’t hit anywhere too lethal, and while his weapon was in my guts it couldn’t defend. I missed the days when the initial parts of my battle strategies hadn’t involved getting my stabbed instead of my opponent. Stepping forward, I kept my eye on the spear. That proved to be a mistake. The Rider took a hand off the shaft and a heartbeat late a gust of chilling wind slammed into me.

I dug in my feet, but it wasn’t enough. The wind intensified and I was sent flying upwards, like I’d been smacked by a god’s invisible hand. The world spun around me but I kept just enough awareness of my surroundings to notice the four javelins of dark ice forming in a loose lozenge ahead of me. About where I would be in a few moments, I assessed with strange clarity. And it was a sucker’s bet that whatever made that ice darker would enable it to punch through plate. Well, couldn’t have that. Fortunately, I still had a few tricks I’d learned since Liesse I’d yet to unpack. My Name flared, in the way it did whenever I formed a spear of shadows, but I went for something more… tangible. The darkness pooled together into a circular pane right in my trajectory, and I twisted so that I would hit it feet first. It was not quite as steady to the touch as solid ground, but it would do. I allowed my knees to bend when I hit the pane and effectively threw myself back down in the opposite direction.

The first ice javelin skimmed the edge of my gorget and I winced. I half-turned, still falling, and saw that two other projectiles were going wide. The last one was headed for the middle of my back, though, which was less promising. I formed an orb of shadow in my palm as it neared and shot it straight into the point at the last moment – the javelin exploded into shards when it hit, and I braced myself for my coming reacquaintance with the ground. Optimism, that. Instead I turned back to face the sight of the Rider with translucent wings sprouting off his back, just as his spear punched through the plate covering my belly. I gasped in pain, writhing around the point, and he tore it off without missing a beat. Kicking me away he fluttered back and I landed bleeding on the ground. My knees gave and I ended up in an ungainly crouch.

“Rise,” I croaked.

Nothing happened, and panic welled up.

Rise,” I repeated.

No, it was working I realized. Just slowly. The wound began to close at a snail’s pace, and I could feel it drawing much deeper from that bundle of power than it should have. Shit. Black had warned me, hadn’t he? Borrowed power always turned on its user.

“Your lack of understanding of your own aspects is a marvel to behold,” the Rider commented.

A flicker and he was in front of me, palm thrust out. I forced myself out of the way of the gust of wind, hissing at the pain of my still-closing wound.

“Thrice gifted is your Name,” he said, idly circling me. “Thrice used can your stolen power be, from dusk ‘til dawn.”

Well, that was useful to know. Would have been even better to know it before I’d gotten myself run through twice, but beggars can’t be choosers.

“Thanks for the tip,” I grunted. “While we’re at it, I don’t suppose you’d care to tell me your nefarious plans?”

I readied myself for another rousing round of Catherine-tries-not-to-die, but the attack never came. The Rider was twitching, mouth twisting in discomfort.

“Since you are about to die anyway,” he said reluctantly, through gritted teeth, “I might as well reveal the depths of your failure.”

Wait, what? That never worked. Not even with Heiress and she lived for this stuff. It certainly didn’t look like he wanted to tell me any of this.

“This struggle is but a distraction,” the Rider said. “You are meant to waste time and die here while the true war is fought in Creation.”

Masego had told me once that Arcadia worked according to different rules than Creation. I’d only been pretending to listen when he’d been talking about how that affected the creational laws governing the flow of time – which was, apparently, a classical element. I really needed to learn what those were at some point – but one part had actually been interesting enough I’d tuned back in. Arcadia was, in a lot of ways, rawer than Creation proper. In Creation stories bound only the Named, but in Arcadia everything was a story. It was why everything was so changeable. I was standing in front of an enemy clearly winning against me, at his mercy, and had just prompted him to gloat and reveal his plans. So he had. Even if he didn’t want to.

“Alas, I am in despair,” I badly lied. “Tears, woe is me. Why would you do something so wicked?”

The Rider cursed in a tongue I could barely process as spoken.

“If Summer is at war, so must be Winter,” he said. “The boundaries have been thinned, the host will be assembled.”

I squinted at him.

“You’re insane,” I said slowly. “You’ll… never get away with this?”

The fae looked at me, then at the dead unicorn. There was a long moment of silence. Then he bolted. Just… legged it, as fast as his little fairy feet could manage. I frowned, then raised an arm. I formed a spear of shadows and shot him in the back. The Rider cursed again, though he managed to avoid most of the damage – all I did was clip his shoulder. That might be more of a problem than I’d thought, though: one of his wings burst into existence, then out. Huh. Was this what being a hero felt like? No wonder they were always so overconfident. I caught up within moments. For all that some intangible tide had turned in my favour, he hadn’t gotten any slower. The spear wove elegantly around my sword, but instead of letting him drive me back I forced my way close. His palm shot off, but I was in no mood for a repeat of the flight adventure. I punched his hand, which while not the most elegant of solutions still broke a few fingers with a hard crack. The Rider turned his wounded shoulder to me, and the wing formed a moment later.

I was blown back like I’d been hit by a blast of pure unformed magic – my occasional spars with Masego had taught exactly what that felt like, in unpleasant detail – but pivoted on myself and used the momentum to take a swing. I hacked into his elbow, tearing through the wood and obsidian scales, before having to raise my arm to block a swing of the shaft. I almost made a comment about how the tides had turned, but bit down on my tongue at the last moment. Gloating was for amateurs, and here in Arcadia might have very final consequences. My gauntlet was half-crumpled but that didn’t hurt any less when I swung again, decking him in the face. He flinched back and my sword came down again. Cleaved straight through the elbow this time, the limb flopping to the ground. The lack of blood was a little off-putting, but I didn’t break my stride.

My leg swept his as I rammed my pommel into his chest, but I realized a moment too late that wouldn’t work on this kind of an opponent. His good wing burst into existence, getting back on his feet, and he slammed the bottom of his spear into my chest. Gods, I was basically wearing scrap metal at this point. Even knowing how that had ended up for the Exiled Prince I was tempted to get an enchanted suit of armour. Might not get my ass killed if I used it only the once. I smacked at his hands with my pommel and he dropped the spear. Within a heartbeat a sword of frost had formed in his hand but an orb of shadows had formed in mine: I rammed it through the spell, dissipating it before it could form properly. I heard a grunt and in a spray of crystal-clear water a forearm emerged form the stump to replace the one I’d cut off. Well, there went attrition tactics. I went for a killing stroke instead, side of my sword smashing into the side of his neck.

There was a spray of scales and he fell: I stepped back to adjust my stance for a deeper blow. Both wings flickered into existence, and before I could hit him agains he shot off into the sky. Well, shit. It figured that if he could grow an arm back he could fix whatever I’d done to the shoulder. I was debating how feasible it would be to make a series of shadow platforms to pursue – not very, it ate through my reserves like you wouldn’t believe – when a rope of green smoke slithered its way through the air until it coiled around his foot. The Rider hacked at it with another ice sword but it just went through, cleaving through his boots and doing nothing to the smoke. Which was pulled a moment later, smashing him into the ground like a falling star. Hakram idly walked up to him, burying his axe into the skull repeatedly and with great enthusiasm. I turned to eye Masego, who dismissed the green smoke rope with an idle gesture.

“Catherine,” he greeted me calmly. “I see you’re still alive.”

“Arguably my best skill,” I replied.

The dark-skinned mage blinked.

“Catherine you died. Not even a year ago,” he said.

I might have insulted myself by accident there, I reflected. I cleared my throat.

“Your guys are taken care of?” I asked.

“Most,” Hakram replied, wiping sweat off his brow as he joined us. “Some fled.”

Kill-stealer, I mouthed at him. He grinned back unrepentantly.

“I meant to take a prisoner for interrogation, but they were not inclined to cooperate,” Apprentice said.

I glanced at the corpse of the Rider. With all three of us we might have managed to capture him, but given how dangerous he’d been that would have been risky. Probably for the best he’d gotten the orc treatment.

“I learned a few things from this one,” I said. “This whole fight was bait. They want us to wander around Arcadia while they mass for an assault on Marchford.”

“I suspected as much,” Masego shrugged. “We’re no longer in the shard.”

I frowned.

“How d’you figure that?” I asked.

“We’re not surrounded by blizzard, for one,” he said. “And I cannot feel the boundaries of the shard anymore. We’re in Arcadia Resplendent, that much is certain.”

I sheathed my sword, trying to hide my surprise. He was right, about the blizzard. It was still windy out but visibility was clear. I hadn’t even noticed. When it had gotten easier to move I’d been paying attention to the fight, and must have unconsciously chalked it up to my Name taking care of the problem.

“He said something else that caught my attention,” I said. “Something about Winter having to be at war when Summer is.”

Hakram looked vaguely pained and I felt with him. The idea of there being a whole other breed of these guys out for our blood wasn’t exactly thrilling. Masego looked pleased, naturally, because he wasn’t going to have to rebuild a city that was broke, demon-corrupted, iced in and on fire. I did not care for the way that list kept getting longer.

“That explains a great deal. The Courts of Arcadia are named after the seasons, but they have nothing to do with those same seasons on Creation,” Apprentice said. “Consider them more like states of mind. When Winter and Summer become the two existing courts, it means Arcadia is at its most contrary.”

“If they’re pissed at each other,” I said, “why is Winter making itself my problem?”

“Symmetry, Catherine,” the bespectacled man enthused. “If Summer is at war with an enemy exterior to Arcadia, Winter must be the same. I would say there is no personal enmity behind this invasion, not that fae can truly be personal about anything. The weaker boundary at Marchford simply made it the obvious target.”

“Stop sounding so cheery about creatures trying to murder us,” I requested, then shifted uneasily.

Back in Laure, the Ruling Council’s session had been delayed to talk about an incident in Dormer: a handful of Summer fairies making a mess down there, though not a large one. The picture that was putting together was not one I liked at all.

“How likely is it that the courts could be targeting the same enemy?” I asked.

Masego blinked.

“Impossible,” he said.

Oh, good. That made the mess even more complicated but I’d take it.

“Though, of course, from the fae perspective no nation as we know them would be considered the ‘same enemy’,” he added absent-mindedly. “Making the distinction largely academic.”

Don’t punch him, I told myself. You still need him to get out of this place.

“Should have led with that, warlock’s get,” Hakram said, tone amused.

“Oh,” Masego said.

He glanced at me reproachfully.

“It was a very poorly-phrased question,” he said.

“Quit while you’re ahead,” I advised. “All right. Fine. So Winter’s going to keep attacking as long as Summer does, and we have no idea why it’s attacking or even who specifically.”

“If I was trying to keep you busy and had an understanding of the fae mindset,” Hakram said. “I would provoke a war with Summer, knowing Winter would be forced to mirror the action. Likely at Marchford.”

I sighed.

“Heiress,” I said.

That did sound right up her alley. As Governess of Liesse, even if Summer was at war with her city specifically, I’d still be forced to protect her from the consequences of her actions. It was my duty as a member of the Ruling Council, and her city was full of Callowans to boot. Meanwhile I’d have to deal with an assault on my demesne from an entirely different court, eroding the strength of the Fifteenth while simultaneously forcing me to use other means to deal with Summer. It was the kind of overly complicated plot with massive potential for backfiring that was her bread and butter. Hells, she might as well have signed the whole thing. I clenched my fingers and unclenched them.

“Winter’s got a boss fairy, right?” I said to Masego.

“There will be a king or a queen, yes,” he agreed.

“If I punch it until it dies, that feels like a problem solved,” I grunted. “If Winter stops attacking then Summer would have to as well, no?”

The chubby mage frowned.

“I’m not sure,” he admitted. “Possibly. Regardless, Catherine, if you attempt to fight the ruler of a court you will get killed. Those creatures qualify as a god by most measures.”

“Dying’s never stopped me before,” I said.

“We lack angels to loot for a resurrection, this time,” Hakram said. “Cat, there’s no need to go at this alone. This is bigger than us. The Tower needs to step in.”

If Malicia gets involved I’m tacitly admitting the Ruling Council can’t run Callow without her help, I thought. I bit my lip. I’d need to think on this more.

“First we get out of here,” I finally said. “Masego, you said we’re no longer in the shard. Does that meant we can’t leave the same way we came in?”

“We’ll need a gate to step through or a fairly powerful fae to open a path,” he said.

“Do your thing, then,” I said. “Where’s the closest gate?”

“Explain the fae to me, Apprentice,” he muttered. “Find me a gate, Apprentice. I could be taking apart a pocket dimension right now, you know. They never ask for anything.”

He just beginning to trace runes in the air when Hakram cleared his throat. I looked at him, then the direction he was pointing at. There were snow-covered hills as far as the eye could see, with the occasional thicket of dead trees and a few distant mountains. There was also a path now, paved in ice. It snaked across the hills towards what looked like a glistening city.

“That wasn’t there a moment ago,” I said.

“We weren’t looking for a gate a moment ago,” Apprentice said.

“Gods, I hate this place,” I cursed.

I eyed the road, which began atop the hill just beyond us and looked as pristine as if it had just been built. For all I knew it had been.

“We’re not using that,” I said. “That is an insultingly obvious trap.”

Hakram clapped my shoulder, amused.

“It would be an easier walk than the snow,” Masego said, just shy of complaining.

“You could use the exercise,” Adjutant said, nudging him.

I blinked. If Hakram was next to him, then who had – I went for my sword, and someone laughed.

“You lot are terrible at not getting killed,” Archer told me cheerfully, hand still on my shoulder.

51 thoughts on “Chapter 7: Elaboration

    • I had to unsheathed my sword and brace myself for impact.
      Change unsheathed to unsheath

      The back of the spear hit my right above
      Change my to me

      Not great on the staying power, but if they killed them before it became and endurance match that was hardly a problem.
      Change they to you, and change and to an.

      hadn’t involved getting my stabbed instead of my opponent
      Change my to me

      and before I could hit him against he shot off
      Change against to again


    • Some typos. They might include duplicates of Barts’, since we’re apparently doing this about the same time.

      hit my right above the nose,
      hit me right above the nose,

      became and endurance
      became an endurance

      ungainly crough.
      ungainly crouch.

      The idea of being
      The idea of there being

      to rebuilt a city
      to rebuild a city


  1. Called it! And I was wrong. I figured Heiress started the fae invasion to cause a time skip… Which I might still be right about… But probably aren’t.

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  2. That was…. FUCKING COOL

    You manage to take my expectations and turn them on their at every turn. Brilliant

    Archer showing up as she did isn’t a coincidence (obviously in this story), I have a feeling what may become the new calamities is getting their start right now in Arcadia.

    (I’m squeeing really loudly right now)

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  3. NOW we’re back in form and cooking with green fire!

    So, does anyone think “Summer” is Good-aligned and vice versa? Might be nominally so, at least on a superficial masquerade level, which is why Heiress’ actions have basically assigned Cat the role of ‘Good’ in a sort of play enacted in Arcadia.

    But she’s dabbling with forces she does not understand! you say, and it is indeed so. We might see Cat going through a sort of dream-quest acting out the What Could Have Been version of herself, except not y’know mind-controlled fanatic Queen Purge-All-Evil IV.

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    • Why does Summer have to be good aligned? They’re attacking a city of Callowans, probably mostly civilians, while Winter is attacking a fortified city defended by a Legion of Terror, which serves the biggest Evil empire we know of. Not to mention the defenders have fought off a demon from the Planes Below before.
      If Winter’s attack is indeed just a balancing action since Summer is attacking, maybe they chose Cat’s city not just because it’s a weak spot in the border between Arcadia and Creation, but because the defenders actually have a slight chance of rebuking them, which would mean Summer would have to halt their attack as well in the best case scenario.

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    • They’re Fae: they don’t do Good or Evil. At best, you get Protagonist-Antagonist pairings or just plain Foils with a long-term Frenemy thing going on (and, pity the poor blighters caught between ’em). 😛

      Fae are Blue-Orange to the point of sociopathic cat-hood, and are always Outside Context in an Eldritch Abomination way. It’s what makes them tick. 🙂

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    • That would make sense. Monologues to clearly helpless and defeated enemies are a very Evil thing, and the Rider was compelled to give one just because he had the upper hand.
      Of course, their version of Good and Evil is probably even more blue and orange than that of the elves.
      Interesting that this is the second time she’s ended up using Good stories to defeat Evil enemies while still upholding Evil objectives herself.

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      • Nah… he had one because Cat nudged him that way, it would seem. Fairies are kind of the literal type in many stories… throw them buckets of sand to count, give them requests they have to fulfill etc.

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      • Wait, what? Since when is Cat upholding Evil objectives using Good methods instead of upholding Good objectives and going the Evil way to get there? oO She subverts Good rules/actions occasionally, USES them, yeah, but the plan of action is basically Evil, I’d argue, while her endgame wishes are Good. What with wanting to save a country full of people by killing off some thousands of them and all that…

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      • Well, we don’t know if the Gate there is not actually what seems to be the city gate, just that it’s the Gate leading out of Arcadia, which means the city IS on the other side, in Creation… Sanctuary could be a perfectly acceptable solution to that conundrum.


  4. I didn’t expected much from this chapter but it’s great:)
    Well,I’m not sure I understood everything,name shenanigans can be pretty complicated and you throw several at the same time^^


  5. I have a feeling that somehow the snow will end up on fire. Catherine hasn’t burned anything to the ground recently, and it’s kind of a thing she does. I don’t know how she will achieve it, but I am imagining a flummoxed Apprentice trying to explain how she should stop ignoring reality so effectively.

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  6. I could almost feel pity for Heiress if she did trigger this. Messing with the Fair Folk? If they think you are playing their game well enough to approach their level (well, the basement, at least), they make sure you can’t ever stop, especially if you desperately want to because all you value has become ashes around you.

    Because it’s fun! 😛

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  7. Just finished my reread of the first two books, so I have two questions: one for the readers and one for the author.

    1) If the White and Black Knights are meant to be each other’s counterparts, it has to reflect on their respective retinues. Now, I recall someone calling White Knight’s party a harem, but since a romantic interest being displayed on-screen isn’t a requirement, the same logic could be applied to Black. I would argue, though, that he subverts the harem setup as he does everything else. His inner circle includes:
    Sabah, who has Obey as an aspect, but has accepted never becoming a central character on her own, and is married for about two decades;
    Eudokia, a Delian who followed Black into Praes and is personally loyal and protective to him nearly more than the other Calamities, but is apparently content with the current state of affairs and is well aware and pleased how much her stereotype of overly attached nerdy girl creeps people out, invisibility or not;
    Wekesa, a gay best friend, happily married (though Black did offer to kill Tikoloshe);
    Hye, the only person he has romantic feelings towards. Also, healthy relationship from the start is the best subversion;
    Alaya, uncannily close to being his childhood friend (making a promise under the stars, holding hands, having a harmonic understanding of each other both in public and in private, undergoing a tragic twist of life in his absence etc.);
    and an unnamed as of yet Assassin.

    I forgot where I was going with all of this, but if Ime is wrong and Assassin is a woman (who had appeared on screen in first two books), who would that be?

    2) Regarding the worldbuilding: in the comments to “Countdown” EE has mentioned that Hell’s counterpart to angels are devils, and demons are more of a natural disaster. Does the Heaven have anything to counterbalance the demons, then?

    Sorry for the wall of text.

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    • As I understood it, Angels are few in number but individually quite powerful, while with the devils and demons it’s more about quantity. So they are in balance.


    • Assassin is supposed to be more closely related to Malicia instead of Black, but that might all be a set-up, after all… although Black asking Assassin to take him out, should he ever become a threat to the Empire would fit with him sticking to Malicia, too, not just very close relations with Black (more “normal” friends would rather balk at the idea, I guess, but.. Assassin..).

      I was actually wondering if Ime has shown up in Book I already… But I’ll really have to go take a look at all that and simply write down characters/names to get a full list to look at. One wouldn’t really expect someone quite that important, but that can be subverted as perfect distraction, too.


      • Also, another one I always wondered about was this strange… advisor figure … on the Goodside. Though that might have been meant to simply be one of the Countesses or even Cordelia? Have to reread… I think there was some “reveal” although it might have been a faked reveal… hmmm….0


  8. One: Winter is basically Unseelie, Summer is Seelie. I SERIOUSLY doubt Erratic is trying to reinvent the wheel by going with all-original Fae mindsets, especially while using so many of the Sidhe characteristics. Neither are “Good”…but with Summer/Seelie humans tend to have a slightly better chance of being offered an out-at-a-cost rather than the near-certain horrific death of being hunted down by the original Wild Hunt (Unseelie) or the Hounds of Annwyn (major Unseelie lord, prototype from which the Wild Hunt legends eventually evolved).

    Humans tend to consider the Seelie “Good” for this reason, and the Unseelie “Evil”…but it is WAY more complicated than that. For instance, say you manage to avoid your near-certain death at the hands of a major Unseelie Fae…in legends they often do stuff like give you blessings that make you into a virtual demigod back among humans…or come and rescue you in epic fashion when all hope is lost. Things the Seelie almost NEVER do. (Ie: It is remotely possible to earn the respect, or at least the affection of a master for a treasured pet from some of the Unseelie. The Seelie’s “Good” characteristics run skin-deep, no more.

    The Dresden Files do an EXCELLENT job of illustrating how Seelie/Unseelie, Summer/Winter work..there’s a bit of original spin there with the Unseelie being engaged in a war against Eldritch Evil Abominations to defend humanity…but otherwise Queen Titania and Queen Mab/The Queen of Air and Darkness are TEXTBOOK Fae. Even down to the taking of champions/consorts from human stock.

    I think Erratic may be doing a bit of original spin themselves…but it seems fairly nose-on for the Sidhe Courts.

    Two: Arcadia itself is the truly original material here. It seems to run a bit like a legendary Fairyland, but much more like an original part of Erratic’s very original story setting. The stuff about everything being a story in Arcadia is gold IMO.

    Three: I ADORED the small info-dump from the Rider about how Cat’s Take works. That was done with some absolutely beautiful writing. As was Cat’s manipulation of the everything-in-Arcadia’s a story, and the Rider’s reactions. Cat’s genre-savviness made a very cool appearance as well when she bit down at the last second on making a comment about the tides having turned.

    Awesome material. Loved this chapter.

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    • Well said, I really want to see Erratic’s take on “Mab” and “Titania”, the Dresden Files can be a hard act to follow in some respects, but I love this version of arcadia so much more than the nevernever.


  9. [“Catherine,” he greeted me calmly. “I see you’re still alive.”

    “Arguably my best skill,” I replied.

    The dark-skinned mage blinked.

    “Catherine you died. Not even a year ago,” he said.

    I might have insulted myself by accident there, I reflected. I cleared my throat.]

    This section of dialogue is pure comedy gold.

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  10. This chapter was comedy gold.

    “That thing was being way too bloodthirsty. Sure I hadn’t been a virgin for a few years, but there was no reason for it to take who I brought into my bed so personally.”

    “Alas, I am in despair,” I badly lied. “Tears, woe is me. Why would you do something so wicked?”

    I like the bit about stories being more important in Arcadia. It ties in really well with the Faerie mythos and once again genre-saviness saves the day. Book 3 started out slowly but it’s been slowly ramping up the awesomeness (Archer’s introduction is great).

    On a side note, I’m so tired of Cat having to constantly react to Heiress’ plots. I enjoyed the beat down she got in the finale of book 2 but I’m waiting for her final day.

    P.S: If anyone is still reading this do consider voting for Practical Guide to Evil on topwebfiction


  11. So, Take is now officially a replacement for Struggle, only instead of coming from an established tendency to get into uphill fights it stems from an established tendency to _win_ uphill fights, and instead of activating once per day it can be used three times. Kind of a relief that it’s not just a borrowed piece of power that would eventually run out completely in the least convenient moment.

    That raises a question: since Catherine is still a Squire and still in a position of apprentice to Black and Malicia, so Learn is still up her alley. Ranger has her own Learn, and so we know that at least this aspect can vary depending on the person. Catherine got jumpstarted by Black personally as a Squire who didn’t know languages, swordfighting or politics necessary to become a fully realised Named, lead armies or rule Callow, so her variation lets her memorize and comprehend _anything_ as long as it’s being taught to her consciously. Hye is a half-elf, naturally strong, taught by the same woman who trained the Emerald Swords. She also inherited her father’s adventurous streak, so her Learn presumably can pick mainly fighting-related skills, though in _any_ situation.
    Now Catherine has everything she has initially bargained for (an army, free reign over Callow, public appreciation), but every potential mentor of hers is away, she’s in a situation that becomes increasingly over her capability to manage, and if I understand Heiress’ plan’s timeline correctly, she’s rather pressed for time. What would Learn look like if she got it now?

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  12. Of course Heiress is behind it… she never lets a convoluted high chance of failure plot slip her by all intents releasing Eldrich abominations to keep Cat out of her hair while she does who knows what…

    I really wonder what her full plot is so far we know she is a daddies girl scheming to beat her mom the tower Cat (as well as who knows what else) and seems to be gunning for some outside the norm role by trying to deal with every variety of Eldrich horrors.

    Also love how Arcadia literally follows any and every story suggestion genre savyness is really the only thing that can save Cat here as faeries OP as expected for the orange-blue type moralities


  13. I have gone to the trouble of actually going back to the chapter where the Lone Swordsman died, because I couldn’t let these complaints that he somehow died “unfairly” or “irrelevant” and “being presented as a mook” stand, to face them off with DIRECT EXCERPTS. Here you go:

    William, covered in soot, EYED ME WITH HORROR.
    “All according to plan,” I lied.
    “You’re dead,” the Lone Swordsman said. “I cut your head off.”
    “Eh,” I shrugged. “I got over it.”
    I paused.
    [He is obviously too SHOCKED AT THE MOMENT by her “resurrection”!]
    “I am the heiress to the King of Callow,” I interrupted calmly.
    “There is no King of Callow,” the Lone Swordsman said.
    “Yet a man rules it, and I am his chosen successor,” I said.
    William took the opening to dart for the blade, wrapping his fingers around the hilt and tugging it out. It did not move. His eyes turned to me, SCARED for the first time since I’d met him.
    “It isn’t yours anymore,” I said.
    “It was granted to me by the Hashmallim,” he said.
    “It’s a sword in a stone. You did that yourself, with no one forcing you,” I smiled. “It’s a symbol, now, in a story about Callow.”
    “She’s an orphan,” Heiress said quietly, aghast as the situation sunk in. “She’s the Squire.”
    [It would seem that “Squire” is also an opening to become King/Queen, because it’s the base station for a noble to become a knight, which works via the route of having to train as squire first…
    More than just Black (the knight training her! and if Names are taken that way – the one she is meant to succeed eventually!) ruling Callow right now… (even if not in the *name* of king, he effectively IS its current ruler)]
    The Lone Swordsman was so fast on the move he almost blurred to my Name sight, even damnably faster than when we’d gone for our last round. THIS TIME, THOUGH, HE WASN’T PREDESTINED TO WIN. [SHE *IS*, right now!] That made a difference.
    I stepped around his blow BUT ATE HEIRESS’ SPELL RIGHT IN THE FACE: some kind of dark shroud that stuck around my eyes. I flared my Name, clearing it up some, but it was hard to make out William’s sword as he swung again. I TOOK THE HIT to the shoulder, at this point utterly indifferent to the fact that it bit through steel and into my flesh.
    “STILL DEAD,” I reminded him, forming a burst of darkness around my hand and slamming it into his chest. He went flying and I ran for the sword.
    William’s boot hit my back and I was sent sprawling but he’d made a mistake: I fell forward, and Heiress’ next spell hit him instead. He yelled in dismay as a swarm of something sounding like bees gathered around him and I took my fraction of an opening, falling belly first right in front of the altar. Heiress cursed, then actually tried to curse me, but I grinned in triumph and my fingers closed around the hilt of that fucking sword epople kept trying to kill me with.
    Gods, it burned even through the gauntlets. There was aheartbeat of pure pain and then it felt like I’d just gotten a brightstick to the face. There was warmth, and everything went white.
    I was standing alone in a featureless plain.
    “You can’t cheat me,” I laughed. “You’re not the Gods. You’re part of the story too. You have to follow the rules.”
    I opened my eyes, looking up into the perfect blankness.
    “And if you won’t give me my due,” I said. “I’ll Take it.”
    They shrieked but the power flowed into me. I felt my body spasm. My heart beat. My blood flow. The plain blurred, collapsed into me as I laughed.
    I WAS STANDIN IN THE CHAPEL AGAIN; ***THE LONE SWORDSMAN’S SWORD THROUGH MY BELLY*** [!!!]. William’s green eyes stared into mine, my hand on his shoulder as I used him to stay up. It was a strangely intimate pose.
    I RIPPED OUT THE THING INSIDE OF HIM, took it for my own. HIS SKIN TURNED PALER; HIS FACE BLOODLESS. [She is RIPPING OUT HIS GODSDAMNED ASPECT — and as she did, when her Name was ripped out, for a few precious seconds HE CANNOT ACT. Besides, HIS SWORD IS STILL STUCK **IN HER**!!]
    “Rise,” I replied.
    The sword was still in my hand, the blade that has once been his. I rammed it into his neck, biting deep as he fell twitching to the ground.

    Now tell me how that is the Lone Swordsman being meek and “not even TRYING” to do anything about his situation or “at the least not being his usual self while doing so”. He DID hit her. IF SHE HADN’T BEEN DEAD ALREADY ***AND*** PROTECTED BY THE NEW NARRATIVE OF PREDESTINED RULING OVER CALLOW (!!!) PLUS **HER RIPPING OUT ONE OF HIS ASPECTS** – he WOULD have killed her (again). He might have gone for her head a second time, I concede that. But please re-read here in excerpt, how he was UTTERLY SHOCKED and JUST SAW THAT CUTTING HER HEAD OFF DID NOT WORK the last time, either.

    And the very end — is ALL ABOUT HIM BEING “turned into a pillar of salt” BY THE SHOCK OF HIS ASPECT BEING RIPPED OUT ON TOP — plus her, at the moment before, when he buried his blade in her and hit the belly instead of something vital, still being DESTINED TO WIN for a few precious seconds, even if the Queen title faded away before she truly got it (which would have turned it into her new Name).


    • The “orphan” part of course implies further that she actually COULD BE the “hidden princess/prince” that is so very common in stories – who will be the only one to be able to “take the sword out of the stone”.
      (Hey, this might even explain why (or at least would fit with the fact that) “Take” was the Aspect she got!!)

      So three things combine for her claim: Being Squire who can obviously become a lot of Noble Titles; Her being apprenticed to the *Black* Knight who *currently rules Callow in effect*; her being an ORPHAN who just COULD BE, potentially, the royal child hidden in an orphanage.

      Well, actually fourth and fifth in the line, of course: The sword in the stone (stuck there for William’s ritual, but it is NOW, nonetheless, a “sword in the stone”, literally – and thus can be used as such figuratively) as well as the William-backed claim that “this is still Callowan soil”, directed against Heiress ruling this piece of land as now being part of HER domain, of course, but STILL enabling the metaphor being ALSO used in OTHER ways, ENABLING THE WHOLE TRICK.

      Neither Heiress’ action NOR William’s, for that matter, was meant to give her this opening or even made with that as even a slight thought-in-the-back-of-their-head (they might have at least taken other precautions if they had even remotely thought of it — but not having seen before that such a twisting/subversion would be possible DOES NOT MAKE THEM DUMB — it simply makes them LESS GENRE-SAVVY // TOO FOCUSED ON THEIR OWN IDEAS; and, funnily, they probably NEEDED THAT FOCUS for their ideas to work — just like Cat is here superimposing her own Will by focusing on the OTHER theme/trope for a story).

      I bet if they had not been too flabbergasted at this SUDDEN TWIST, they could have found ways to NEGATE that, again, by further subverting it. But IT TOOK THEM JUST A MOMENT TO FULLY REALIZE THE IMPLICATIONS — AND THAT MOMENT WAS ENOUGH. Simple as that. In a World of Stories — this is what CAN happen. NO FAULT OF THEIRS.


      • Oh, and here’s the last thing you should focus on: Heiress did not succeed in taking this piece of land FULLY out of Creation — she MOVED IT INTO ARCADIA!!!!

        Now, what did we just learn what Arcadia is all about??? Correct – that it is EVEN MORE based on stories. That fairies have to RUN, when someone REALIZES they can TWIST THE STORY in their favor by USING THE RIGHT WORDS / setup. So, the final straw breaking the camel’s back here is in it being ARCADIA OF ALL PLACES.


      • Belief Matters.

        (BTW, *our* wishes as the “Gods” of the Story, being the Readers, could be argued to have helped further. Of course, we have been set up by Book I as introduction to WANT to have Cat and Co. succeed because it is HER/THEIR story…. author playing the Guideverse and a bit of a Guide/Leader in that respect, but there you go… We overwhelmingly WANTED her to succeed, too. And thus she did, at least if you want a still more metatext-philosophical-version of events [anyone know “Sophie’s World” (i hope that is the correct title) by Kierkegaard? there, too, the characters are trying to turn the very events of the BOOK, later realizing that they are in a book and eventually, maybe, even managing to get out of it..). Just like shit hits the fan all the time, because WE want/heavily expect by now Action and Badassery…)


      • [ If that latter assumption by me is correct, the Calamities (or at least Black) should be very safe as of now, seeing as the majority of commentators here is not ready for them/him to die, no matter all the hints that they/he might and EVENTUALLY likely will, no matter what we wish … with some hope left that there might actually be another trick way out of all that mess — and don’t we root for it… 😉
        The only thing turning that around on its head would, of course, be more comments in the direction of “xy MUST die”, “more realism please” etc., which could, in that version of storybuilding, actually change the genre midterm, while the author himself, alone, would not be “allowed” to do so (not if he doesn’t want to disappoint his readers, the REAL Gods of such a setting). ]


      • ( In other words… the author would be playing Fate, while we are the Gods that determine what Range of Fate Is Even Allowed At All. )


      • Small note. The Chapel was never in creation. It was the corpse of an angel in a dimension created by Triumphant, meh return if you want. Heiress merely moved/manipulated the dimension to accelerate the passage of time and capture the angel. In fact we know that it wasn’t the same time change affect as Arcadia because time passed at roughly the same rate in the outside world.

        Also, you’re using way too many RANDOM capital letters. It is almost painful to try and read what you’re posting.


  14. I was quite pleased with the way you handled things at the end of book 2. Specifically because Cat actually managed to make some successful plans for once. With a couple small exceptions, until the end of book 2 all of Cats plans were fairly worthless and she basically brute forced her way through things. Was somewhat disappointing, but you turned it around a bit at the end of book 2. I hope the trend continues.

    Coming to the reason for my review here, I have to say I struggle a bit with the wide variance of ‘power’ levels in the story. It has become basically impossible for me to predict how well Cat is going to do in a fight. One chapter she is killing powerful devils without taking a hit, next chapter she is getting stomped by a fae of indeterminate ability. Having no way to judge my expectations poisons the story a bit for me. Not a lot, but a bit.


  15. “Arguably my best skill,” I replied.
    “Catherine you died. Not even a year ago,” he said.

    Luckily there is one thing Cat is even worse at than staying alive, and that’s staying dead.


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